So I have this neighbor she is quite old but she has a boat load of children and not one of them is worth two shakes of a turd. So today I am up the street at a friends place and I see one of these no-account sons of my neighbor pushing a shopping cart and I look and see items in it that belong to a friend that lives up the street So I call my friend ask if he gave this guy his stuff. He says no so I call the cops. Turns out my friends wife forgot to lock their shed and this jerk was helping himself to stuff that was not his. So I call the cops, my neighbor sees her son being arrested and she yells at me. I told her right in front of the cop, Don’t blame me because your your offspring is a Fuc**ng Thief! I thought the cop was going to die laughing, but he held most of his composure but told her “The man is right your son is a thief.